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Here are some jokes about the Scum. Hope You Enjoy!
A visiting fan turned up at a Ipswich Town vs Norwich City match last week and was told that seats were 16quid, 20quid and 35quid, and programmes 2quid. 'OK,' he said cheerfully, 'I'll sit on a programme!'
What does CITY stand for..
...CONFERENCE IN TWO YEARS !!!
Q. What's the difference between a coach load of City fans and a hedgehog?
A. On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.
A burglary was recently committed at Norwich City's ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man with a yellow and green carpet.
A ventriloquist was finishing off his act in Norwich one evening, most of which he had spent insulting the intelligence of City fans. One brave man in a yellow jersey stood up and shouted, "Listen here, us City fans aren't as stupid as you are making us out to be." Sorry," said the ventriloquist, "I assure you I don't mean any harm." "I wasn't talking to you," replied the angry City fan, "I was talking to the little prick on your knee."
Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of Norwich City players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
Q. What would you call a pregnant Norwich City fan?
A: A dope carrier.
Q. What do you call a Norwich City fan with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Norwich City fan?
A: Skid marks in front of the dog.
Q: What's the difference between a City fan and a Vibrator?
A: A City fan is a real dick
Q: Whats three foot long and keeps a cunt warm? A: A Norwich Scarf
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